The Commonwealth of Alxcity Union is an expansive, secure nation, famed for its pervasive missile silos, mandatory military service, and secularism. The determined, industrious 418 million citizens of Alxcity Union are governed by either a streamlined, effective administration or a consortium of global corporations; the distinction is often blurred.
The diminutive government skillfully balances the needs of Defense, Education, and Industry. A flat income tax rate of 6.6% is levied on citizens.
The robust Alxcity Unionian economy, with a gross domestic product of 36.2 trillion Alxcity Unions, is led by the private sector, which is notably diverse and spearheaded by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from the Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining sectors. While the average income is 86,532 Alxcity Unions, income inequality is stark, with the wealthiest 10% earning 314,052 annually, in contrast to the poorest, who earn an average of 16,981, a disparity ratio of 18.5 to 1.
Currently, it is prohibited for teenagers to access any websites other than Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and following a recent ban on mobile phones, children have resorted to semaphore communication. Although money cannot purchase joy, it seems to secure exemption from legal prosecution, and the cessation of support for drug addicts has resulted in widespread withdrawal symptoms. Crime, particularly among the youth, is effectively managed. The national animal, the Alxcitizen, is on the verge of extinction due to rampant deforestation.
In global rankings, Alxcity Union is placed 169,868th and 4,800th in Balder for being the Most Primitive, with a score of -62.88 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
